Eni, meni, mini, moe,
catch a granny by the toe,
if she moves, pull her boobs,
boy scout, your out.
Eni, meni, mini, moe, catch a granny, by the toe,
if she moves, pull her boobs, boy scout, your out.
LAST SUPPERAT THE GRAY ARABS.
Forty five waiters, tray in hand,
with a cup of coffee on each one, ran from the Heroes Square to the Eskü street.
'Hello drunkard, hello drunkard!'
'I brought you a bottle ofwine, why didn't you drink it up?'
'Hello drunkard, hello drunkard!'
'I brought you a bottle ofwine, why didn't you drink it up?'
'Hello drunkard, hello drunkard!'
'I brought you a bottle ofwine, why didn't you drink it up?'
'Bottoms up! Hejho!'
Kapa... Kapa! What the hell is a mallér?
Stop yelling, my heads about to explode!
'- What's a mallér, Kapa? - Shut up... I told you... it's a pengő!'
Stop yelling, Petikém, stop yelling! For God's sake!
I going to puke! My heads about to split! Mother... I'll never drink again.
'- Shut up, my heads going to explode, Petikém! - What's a pengő?'
Listen, shut up, I told you! I'll tell you: It's money! See! Money!
- What? - Money! Mula, money!
- Your granny paid... - Oh, granny!
...for gummi bears with it as a child. - Oh, gummi bears.
'It was 1 pengő, mhm.'
Petikém! Petikém!
In North Afrika the Berber tribes babies are born snow white,
their skin only turns black after a few months. - What?
In Central Eastern Europe,
it's people souls that turn black after a few decades. - Really?
- That's terrible. - It's interesting.
- Stop yelling! - Listen, Kapesz!
- Stop yelling! - Problems? Pull yourself together! Ok?
- Stop hitting me! - Come on... no...
- What? Idiot... l'll fall! - Stop hitting me, my heads going to explode!
Let go of my hair, ok? Come on! I came up to get you, come on!
Listen, where am I, just tell me that?
Look around!
- Jesus... Jesus Christ, amongst our heroes? - Aha.
- I've been put between them? - Why, you don't think we deserve it?
- What happened to quality level if they put you here too. - That's what I said!
- Listen... who did deport me here? - You climbed up! And you're such an ass,
that you convinced me to come up here with you.
I didn't force anything. How long have I been here, Petikém?
Since new years eve, since the dawn of the millennium...
- Stop yelling! - Kapa!
Shut up about the new millennium! What is it, January? Or what?
It's august! You've been asleep for 8 months, that's why you're so thin.
- That's why I'm so thirsty... - Of course.
...get me a medicine beer! - I'm not going anywhere!
Ákos! Get us a beer, please!
- Go on, Ákos! - You were in a deep sleep!
I saw your eyelids moving and that means you were in a deep sleep.
- I read that somewhere. - I wasn't any trouble, Petikém?
No. You didn't even poo, imagine that, not once!
For 8 months! I'm so sick!
- Thanks, Ákó! - Give it here, give it here!
You're great! Stop messing around, what are you doing? Here you go, Kapa!
- Well, this beer won't get us too far, Petikém! - Oops!
Oops, this has gone flat you drink this one! Bye-bye!
- Thanks, Ákos! I had a dream... - Thanks, Ákos! You're nice!
...a total stupid dream! - You had a dream?
- About a bunch of stupid things. - What? Tell me!
Awoman was chasing me, and her husband wanted to kill himself,
- the family was yelling at me. - Really?
- That I'm to blame for everything. - That's a bad sign.
- That's 7 spiritual plagues, did you know? - Who are you?
What do you mean? I'm Pepe! And you're Kapa!
Ok, I know my name, but who am I?
- Kapa, we weren't born today! You hear? - I'm so messed up!
- And if I was born today? - Pull yourself together!
- And if I was born today, then what? - Yeah!
God's are reborn! Hey, I was reborn today, I'm a god!
I'm a king! An innocent king!
You don't have to tell me, Kapa! I know, but they don't, they have no idea!
They aren't celebrating you! Lets go down and get them in line!
I'm so great! Lets go! Jump, Petikém!
Jump, really?
Grab my coat!
I'm so great! Fuck! Just get me off here, I'll never drink again.
Petike! You left your boots behind!
- Look how lucky we are! - Look, the waitress is right here!
Hello, thanks! Did you see her? She had a great watch!
- Her shoes weren't bad either. Did you only get one beer? - Yep.
- We'll buy that one too! Thanks... - Thanks... thanks! Opener?
No. Give it here I'll use my teeth.
- Kapa's boot is full of guns! - Really, Józsi?
Really!
Fuck!
I get the joke.
I don't like it.
- God bless! - Hello!
- Drinking? Having a beer? - What do you expect, as we have a beer factory?
- Hello, Józsi! - Hello!
What wind blew you in?
- You're dripping! - Danube. Danube winds.
- Buddy? You don't know him! - Yes I do! Pisti Márton.
Hi, Pisti! They are our friends: Meske... got her... Enci.
- Józsika. - I know him.
- Józsika? - Pisti.
Everyone is named Józsi? Right, no, Pisti.
- He is on the board of directors. Right sweetie? - Yep.
- I don't know her! - Yes you do!
- Józsi! Take a seat! - Thanks.
- Not there! Further away. - Lets take a picture!
That's sweet kids.
- Hey, Pisti! Can they take pictures? - Not here.
- I don't think so either! - Hey! What about the freedom of press,
the communication freedom? - She has permission!
No, no, Szabi! Szabi!
- Stop yelling! The film is very sensitive. - There's no problem, Szabi.
Come, look around! See, there it is!
Relax, relax! Look around.
- Open it up! - Relax, relax!
- See? Nothing! - Ok.
- This is the kids, right? - Yes, Pistikém!
It's from Santa. In there!
Ok... now you can take pictures.
Lets get them out!
Oh no, Encike, it's empty!
- What happened to Józsi and Pisti? - Who?
- The two super cops. - What two super cops?
- And Kapa and Pepe? - Who? Who?
- I'll call you. - Don't fuck around, I'm right here!
- No, this is important, I'll call you. - So call!
- Answer it... answer it! - Yes?
- Well? - Hi! Pisti, Kapa is here.
- Bullshit! - Don't laugh!
Kapa is here! Look down!
Don't fuck around, you're looking at me? Look down already!
Look where the action is! There! In that shit colored thing!
Hey, well fuck!
Stop it! Fuck!
Kapa! They'll kill everyone!
They can't kill me, I'm a god.
- And me? - You'll be one too.
- Look, he's up there! - I'm everywhere.
- And where am I? - Standing next to me.
Fuck, that's Kapa he really is everywhere!
3... and!
- Right, Kornél, we'll never forget this? - I won't.
Kapa, I think I shit my pants!
Well you know, Petikém, you feel it.
So many idiots! Time to get everyone in order!
Get lost! If I wasn't a god, these two would fucking piss me off.
I'm not surprised...
you put nails in Christ's hands, you ate from Dózsa's meat,
you marched to Hitler's beat, you never dared to say no.
- Did you just come up with that? - No, I wrote it.
- Józsi! - Piss off!
- I'm starting to like your jokes. - Bye!
- Fine, fine, ok... ok, I'm going, I'm going! - Get lost!
'Péter Hajmási, Pál Hajmási...'
- Pepe, isn't that copyrighted? - No, no, no, I'm paying for it. Sing, Józsikám!
'... the barometer shows rain.'
Kapa, aren't you ashamed? Making such an ecotomb?
- Awhat? - Ecotomb, Encike! If you kill a lot of people, that's an ecotomb.
Really, Kapa! Ráise them from the dead, if you killed them!
- Oh leave me alone with this stupidity! - Your a king right?
This whole raising from the dead is stupid. Piss off!
- Czar. - Csáki.
- Csáki! - Long live Csáki!
- Ok, ok, ok!
Just for you.
- You're omnipotent! - Get up and dust yourselves off!
Get up and dust yourselves off!
Eni, meni, mini, moe, catch a granny by the toe,
If she moves, pull her boobs, boy scout your out.
Eni, meni, mini, moe, catch a granny by the toe,
If she moves, pull her boobs, boy scout your out.
You're a god, Kapa! Kapa, you're a god!
'Confusion is born through alienation.'
'In who's cold, dark who the soul is locked,'
'crotched up and shaking, and can't find the way out.'
'Feeling noting. Being weak willed.'
'The soul and movement slow down.'
Enough!
Excuse me boss, I don't want to insult you with my question, but how are you?
I won't answer this question. Bad question. Enemy question.
But it doesn't surprise me. He who walks the straight and narrow is surrounded by enemies.
And now you may here my opinion. One concept: Right of disposal.
Right of disposal. You have to grab it.
- That's what you have to get and then... - Everyone can drop dead.
- You'll be rich. - Not everyone. Just who the boss honors.
- Excuse me, boss, am I right? - Don't analyze the thoughts of the boss,
- Just believe! - Boss, please open the source!
- Thank you. - You're right, as usual boss.
- The simple man is only concerned with current problems. - Serve!
- Boss, should I eat first for safety? - Thank you.
...Péter Hajmási, Pál Hajmási... - Sssh...
- What the hell do you expect from this shit? - This shit will one day be a minister.
Oh.
Enough?
Who should I kill?
'The moment is here, the heavy minute,'
'when your full of spirit.'
'You have to stop, that's the only way you'll win.'
'Your important to us,'
'just keep that in mind!'
'Stay with us, we ask you, our song is calling.'
'You're important to us, count to ten!'
'You're important to us, we missed you, our song is calling.'
'Disco nights, dance, drink, company,'
'never returning youth.'
'There's no stopping us, through your power,'
'the blood is pumping, and you want to speed up.'
'The moment is here, the heavy minuet,'
'when your full of spirit...'
'The first suicide after the resurrection.'
'Rusty sores, aluminum children,'
'tropical ambassadors,'
'wires, pullies, material.'
'Metal clippings in the vain.'
'Metal love! Metal love!'
Oops! Oops!
Little cut, she though she could shoot me. She'd have to try harder.
Because I'll die, only when I want to. I want to now.
- Petikém, shoot me in the head! - Stop it!
- Or should I shoot you? - No, I'd rather shoot you.
- Really? - Ok, shoot me!
- You seriously want me to? - Shoot!
Stop it, Kapa! Kapa! You really want me to? Kapa!
Fucking hell! Oh, my god! Kapa!
Stop it! We have to get out of here! Kapa!
- Get off my hand, Petikém! - Oh, sorry.
He's back. He said he would come back.
He's back! No problem. He's back.
'The bird of death on the bow, hoots.'
'Sickness and disease is the home of power.'
- Nice jump. No, Kapa? - Hey, Peti! Where is my hat?
- Where is my hat? - Yours? Mine is...
- Where is mine? - It's a symbol.
And if it rains?
It's a symbol. It means, that... you exist, you've come back, get it?
'I'm dead, I'm not coming back! Are you daft?.'
You promised us order so you have to come back!
- But I'm not coming! - Yes you are!
- Listen here, Petike! - Don't argue, your coming, that's it!
- Don't yell at me, you animal! - Fine, but you said.
- Stop yelling at me! - Fine, fine, relax, relax, relax, relax...
Listen here, I'm not coming back because the living,
dead, or the living who is dead, has greater power.
- No, no, no, no, no, no... - I don't get it.
- The living dead have no power. - That's what I said!
- So. Where's my hat? - It's a symbol.
- Stop yelling! - Where is it?
Fine, ok, you're right, I'll whisper. Give me my hat, ok? Give it here.
- I have mine thank God! - Then give me that on!
See, that was a nice jump! That's what I call a jump!
'They whip, they behead, even withouta lawsuit'
'a great poem aboutwine, can outlast 100 empires.'
'Hujujuj, the devil leads the dance, wrinkles and shackles you.'
One... two...
- Hello! - Hello! - Listen, what's his problem?
- Who? - Him! Kapa, no?
- He's Dead. - What?
- I said he's dead. - No way!
Yes way, he's dead.
Ok, listen! And if we fucked the chick before him then he'd rise up?
- Let's see! But forget the family, ok? - No.
- Yes! Grandma too. - No, then... no!
You're such a bum, Roland!
- Listen, Kornél! - What?
I think, he's dead.
- No way! - Yes.
- Dead? - Yeah.
- Kicked it? - Yep.
- What did you say to him? - Well what do you think?
Fuck there isn't even a chick here!
- But if one comes you make a move. - Bullshit!
Always so profane words.
- Heads or tails? - Ok.
- Tails! - Heads!
- Tails! Tails! - Heads!
Heads!
Look at me!
Are you always so mysterious?
- Are you daft! - No seriously.
It's like you're always lost in thought.
- No! - Really.
It's like you're always philosophizing about the meaning of life.
- Laurácska! - Tails.
- Both sides of the coin. - I'd like to fuck you!
- Ok. - Roland and I, hmm?
Just two of you? And why?
- We have to resurrect Kapa. Right, Kornél? - Yep.
- Who? - Kapa! He's sitting there dead.
- This is a test. - We thought that if we fuck you
both of us, then he'll wake up. - The two of us...
- No way! Threesome. ...life is so sweet...
...with the three of us...
- Where is he? - Fuck he's gone!
But we'll still fuck you!
- Come on, come on little girl! - That's good!
- Here? - Sure.
- Come on! - Others aren't so lucky.
- Gently. - Wai... wai... wait...
- Where's my necklace. - What?
- My necklace! Are you thieves too? - Sometimes.
- Did it fall in? - In?
- The rain? - Listen you steal too.
A kiss! Steal a kiss! Unless or should I rip it off?
Wait I'm dumb! Don't undress you're only sucking us off!
- Wait, wait! Kiss comes first! - Kiss? Come here... there!
Ok? A kiss. No, no, no! Let's see who, I like that.
Rock, paper, scissors, bam!
Rock, paper, scissors... yeah!
- You're it. - You're the one.
Open wide! Widder! Take your gum out please.
Let's go.
Close your mouth! The Burzsoá Nyugdíjasok is starting!
Burzsoá Nyugdíjasok!
- Who gives a shit? - Me.
'Drink the water, stop dreaming! You deserve it, János!'
'Who will raise our children ifwe all die?'
'No one!'
- A PM is coming. - Who gives a fuck?
Take a seat, boss.
Please sign, right here.
Here, with this pen. Go on.
What should I do with it, with her.
Please sign.
It says Burzsoá Nyugdíjasok.
I'm not going to sign this, kids! Sorry but I won't.
Go on! Go on!
Don't put me in this situation, I'm begging you! Ok? No, no!
I was in such a good mood. I would have stayed a while.
I won't sign it. Bye-bye.
Kisses! Hello.
It's over we messed him up.
- Are you sure, Petikém? - Joci, it is sure?
- I hope you won't rais theml. - Not them, Petikém!
Well then... it's over.
Petikém, do you know how much work I have? Why don't you understand? Are you that dumb.
- Look around, what's the world coming too? - You have lots of friends. We're all here.
- You call these friends? - Then I'll kill myself!
- Alright fine, bye! - Watch the hat!
Sure.
This is damn high! Maybe I'll go downstairs and then.
What is this here?
Be careful, that's a 100 m drop.
Fuck, the Niagara Falls.
The Niagara falls.
Would someone tell me who the hell is Kapa?
- Who? - Kapa.
- Who? - Kapa. For whom you screwed me.
- What? - What?
The whole scene is about not being able to fuck you.
Do you know how asexual that it?
- Then who was it? - You're fucked a lot, right?
- You don't remember who you were with? - Not right now.
- Oh. - What?
- What's the problem? - Nothing.
- Listen, if you want to, then tell us! - I want to.
- To talk? - You're so sweet.
- We'll listen, really. - Really?
I always wondered about people who do it with girls.
Girls and boys. That doesn't work for me.
They laughed at me, that I missed out, said I'm an old bitch.
I lost my virginity very... very late.
I was the last in my class. I got fucked after graduation...
by Józsi. No wait it might have been Rudi.
And of course I didn't tell my parents, we were a religious family.
Not very much, just a bit. Sunday mass, hot cross buns and Easter eggs.
Oh and at Christmas, when mom found my rubbers,
and my birth control pills. She lost it, what is this, daughter?
I said I have no idea what it is,
she started crying, she was untouched when she married my dad.
My poor grandma, while she was alive, proudly said,
that no one has ever seen her breasts.
Not even her husband, my grandfather.
But one time, when I went fishing with her,
I went skinny dipping in the lake.
My tits had grown, and my cunt was hairy...
- Why the fuck am I telling you this? - Go on!
Talk!
I just want to say, your a bunch of dickheads.
Nowadays you can't afford to be proud,
if you don't want to end up on the street fishing for food in the trash.
But you would never be able to stand what I went through,
why... because I have a cunt and a big mouth.
Now you must think that I use my cunt to get ahead, right?
- No... no. - Me neither.
I didn't get a carrier by being a whore.
I fuck from the heart. The heart.
Ok.
Stay! Talk!
- It's nice listening to you. - Very nice.
- Really? - Yeah.
- You'll feel better after. - I don't know.
Go on!
So...
I don't fuck around.
I have a decent job. Photography. I take pictures.
- No way. - Here and there. They call, I go. They called me here too.
But I shouldn't have come here, because... things are shady here.
I don't want to scare you. I don't give a shit about the money.
But I have to keep myself known. Professional good word.
I have good political connections.
I worked for free before the elections.
They asked me if I wanted money, but I said no.
- No way. - Yes.
I knew if we won, thank God we did, then I'd be called on.
Because politics... my wittle fwiend is just is about the money,
nothing else, hewe, next doow, and ewywhew on earth.
You're smart!
I got to make the biggest posters.
I might get into the film business.
Cause the moving picture is cool, and there's money in it. Right?
But I have limits.
Probably porno.
Though that's a fixed income.
- Who would have thought? - That's good money.
It's ok.
That's what I think about.
I have some young friends in the bar.
And they saw that you can enjoy even the mere thought of power.
One of the guys, he has a great dick, I'll tell you that... hung one of my pictures
above his bed - it was a good one - with marching solders.
And he stares at that while fucking.
I don't care.
I just got... I won't tell you how big a piece of the pie. More than a billion.
- Hey. - You have that much money?
Well... enough.
- You're so sweet. - You too.
- I'll buy you. - Really?
For how much?
What, how much, for what picture?
- Ask for anything. - It's free for you.
- But only cause we made friends. - Yeah.
- I won't cry! - This is friendship, really!
You're an exciting woman.
- You're so silly. - No really.
- I'm just... - Laura, we put our hearts on our sleeve, can't you see?
- And me? - This is fucking love!
- I've fallen for you, really! - It's good you're here.
You're sweet.
Listen! Let Roland and I fuck you already! Seriously.
- We're trying so hard... - Hey, just a little!
You're almost in the right place. Here and there, there and here.
'I had sex, I'll give you the tape.'
'They're showing it tomorrow on a German TVstation.'
'We didn't know in advance, me or my woman,'
'That cameras sees us busily,'
'guard called the number, when the monitor'
'picked up movement.'
'Because by then nothing was happening,'
'Not fucking, not killing, thatwould be worth taping,'
'And now it's: A-a-a,'
'says my woman,'
'o- o-o, on the monitor.'
'No one on earth wanted to do anything,'
'Only the satellites bunched up, above us and on the moon,'
'the upper classjust sees,'
'that after so many years they messed up,'
'ltwasn't such a big thing,'
'it'sjust thatwe didn't have meat for a long time,'
'Everything went steamy.'
'And they blacked my woman's face out,'
'and they made her say this vowl,'
'a- a-a...'
'When nothing had happened for a while...'
- Józsika, get lost! - Hey, they want to fuck you.
Laurácska, you're a virgin right?
Max my ass hole.
Mine's not. See ya.
You're so dumb!
'... o-o-o on the monitor.'
'A- a-a said my woman.'
'Ó- ó-ó, a monitor.'
If my mum sees...
'Ó- ó-ó, on the monitor.'
Don't be upset, Petikém. Don't get depressed.
It happened 2 years ago too,
you wanted to jump in the Danube from the Chain bridge, remember?
- Yes. - And who jumped in the well? Me, right?
- You. - Exactly.
- That was two years ago? - Yes, yes.
And you're still alive though I shot you, in the neck right?
- There were fireworks then too. - Right, but not this big.
- Do you know what we are celebrating? - With the fireworks?
- The winter castle... siege? - Fuck you, Petikém!
- The Hungarian arrival? - Exactly, yes. Their arrival,
We celebrated then too but two years have passed and it's now 2000.
- And we're still celebrating? - Yes because it's our biggest holiday.
The came and stayed,
This is what we are celebrating, and we will keep celebrating for another 1000 years.
It wouldn't have been enough just once? Fine, whatever.
It would have been enough to celebrate your birthday once.
- Look there's a boat. - Look there's the Mathias Cathedral.
- No really there's a boat. - They shoot the rockets from there.
- It's not a Hungarian boat, Kapa! - No, the rockets aren't Hungarian either, Petike!
The Germans and the Americans are doing it.
- They're celebrating with us? - No, you idiot!
They work, we pay, They shoot, we watch.
- Oh. - That's a celebration.
- Celebration? - Yes.
And why aren't the Russians doing it... not for nothing... just...
- They're celebrating elsewhere. - Oh.
- They've shot enough here. - Right.
They have rockets to, but you never know what kind of warhead's on it.
You want trouble again? There wasn't enough?
- No. - There's finally order and a new world.
- Yeah. - And you want the Russians?
Well no, but I'm just asking cause, you know...
- you're bored, Petikém? - Just a little.
- Do you know why? - Why?
Because you're a fucking cynical animal.
- You want a bigger celebration? - No.
I'll cut my arm off, or maybe yours.
- Don't cut mine off. - Don't!
I want to cut something off! Cut it off and spread it around.
- Cut it off and spread it around. - Kapa, are you mad?
I give you a celebration, and I'll shoot to.
You're going crazy again and yelling.
What's your favorite song?
Me? Me... I don't know... do you know the song,
'Youth in a Chevrolet pushing the horn,'
'you're slang is great.'
...very hard... - 1000 years took it's toll on you too.
Go jump!
...that's what I like... ect.
Go fuck yourself and your song.
Wait I don't think I heard that, repeate?
You didn't bring up my mother, right?
- Lucky! - I don't talk down anyones mother on the 20th of August.
Right.
'While peaceful hearts beat in Hungarain chests.'
'Our home will stand, while the earth turns.'
'Up youth, here is the time. Work and strength then success is power.'
'I'll defend you for better orworse, I love you adore you.'
'Dear country, I would give my blood for you, right now.'
'Little house by the big Danube. Oh, how I love this house!'
'My eyes are full of tears, when I think of you.'
Laura, what will you do when they play the anthem?
You have to stand up.
If you say some stupid joke about your dick it's over between us.
- You'd sell me for a cheap joke? - Never, not even my mother.
Not even you.
Kapa... Kapa, when's the fireworks?
It happened it was pretty, the best fireworks yet.
No it hasn't? When?
- You didn't see? - Wasn't paying attention.
I made pretty fireworks.
- Here? - Want some?
- Fuck. - Thanks, I hate the foam.
- Did you see the great cigar case? - Yes.
- Light? - Nope.
- Let's go back for a light. - She's right here.
- Thank you. - Thanks
Poor girl, no hat and it's winter.
'The one who came last night, bought 9 apples,'
'The one who came in last night, bought 9 apple,'
'All 9 were red, the boy was nice too,'
'All 9 were red, the boy was nice too.'
Summers over, the wind is cold, the tit bird is feeling sad.
And Peti too. Why is Peti sad?
Kapa! They kick us out of everywhere, where old farts.
Stop swearing, Petike! My PR manager said it's not good.
- I don't know how it got to this. - Maybe your an old fart, but I'm not.
- I have a proper profession. - What profession?
- You idiot? - I'm a waiter.
- Really and since when would they hire you? - When?
- I won the big waiter race on the Heroes Square. - When?
When? I was the first at the Eskü square, when the race was.
- Idiot that was max your grandfather. - Really?
I'll tell you who won it. Me!
- Sure. - Because I'm everywhere.
Cause your a god right? You raise up, die and die and raise up,
in this order.
Calm down this isn't so bad, Petike!
Kapa's a god, Pepe's a god.
It's your decision, there are gods everywhere.
My stomach is growling, listen? I haven't eaten in 2 days.
It doesn't show.
I haven't eaten in 3 days, not a lot, not even a little.
- Relax... relax. - Why everything is possible on an empty stomach?
Everything, it's a game. The game of life.
Then you don't feel the pangs of hunger?
- Exactly. - That's a good saying.
- Right. - You have great one liners.
I've had it with them, Petikém!
Everything is possible if you play, you don't hear anything.
You can't sing the anthem on an empty stomach.
- That's a saying as well? - How many...
That's a great saying.
How many times do I need to tell you that I'm sick of it, and you!
Great one liner. Fine. See ya.
- Lets play? - Right.
- Alright. - Did you buy a car?
- Listen. - Aha.
You have to put the wheel in like this, see?
- Yes. - Not just that much, more, see?
Oops! Oops! Listen, Kapesz!
- How is it? - Great.
- It's powerful right? - I'll get you a bucket too.
- I almost ran you over with it. - Right.
- It can go at 27. - Right.
- It's written on it. - Right.
- Give it back! - How old are you, Petikém?
- Why? - Just asking.
I'll be 48 in 10 years.
'The lamb is fattening up, the wolf is drying,'
'Outside the lamb, inside the wolf, fattening lamb, drying wolf,'
Everything is for sale be you poor or rich.
...fattening lamb, drying wolf... - Only for those that dance nicely.
- What? - Get the hell out.
- Are you insane? - Quit pushing me.
- Your so violent. - Why do I bother teaching you.
- Leave me alone, what's your problem? - What are you the candy man?
- Why because I'm kind to the kids? - Are you the candy man?
What candy man? I have a wife, grown up kids...
- How many? - Two.
- Not enough, Petikém. - Why?
- They won't be able to support you. - Stop it!
There still cute, small but cute.
They're cute now, but then they grow, and put you out onto the street.
- And? - And.
I'm there! I'm hungry, my stomach is growling, I'm a bum, Kapa.
- My kids are hungry. - Let them starve! Our chop yourself up!
Your not tough meat yet. If you are I'll ground you up.
I think I'm chewy.
I don't like ground meat. Leave the kids alone.
- I'd rather a big mac. - Yeah.
Let me dance with the girls!
- Why are you pushing me away? - Dance here alone.
- By the pole? - Right, dance there.
- Ciao! - Why did you come, why aren't you driving?
I came to hear the music.
'Out of the way!'
'Cause here comes Sub Bass Monster and the gang.'
'Out of the way!'
'Cause here comes Sub Bass Monster and the gang.'
'Out of the way, I say, relax here's the reinforcements,'
'If your not young, and not very old, listen, I'm the cream of the cake.'
'Sub Bass one out of a lot, listen to my music and hear it shock.'
'The time has come, I have the winning card, hehe, duvadiridiridamdiri.'
'Since the Fila Rap Jam I've been around, I'll be bigger than Michael Jackson,'
'Rising towards fame, only hip-hop is unblemished,'
'Hear the music, and hearwhat I say, There's no problem if you buy my album,'
'Tell Ice Cube and Snoop Doggy Dogg,'
'Sub Bass is here, so they can pack up.'
'Out of the way!'
'Cause here comes Sub Bass Monster and the Gang.'
'Out of the way!'
'Cause here comes Sub Bass Monster and the Gang.'
'Troubling sounds, the stage shakes, and I stand here before you, me, Sub Bass Monster,'
'The fucking monster, who eats up words, wipes outborders and breaks down walls.'
'What do you care aboutEast or West, this American shitjust confuses.'
'Enjoy it like me, and fuck the rest, this isn't the U.S.A., man you should see that!'
Hey! Kapa, don't whistle! Please don't!
- Béla gave me his whistle. - Don't whistle, ok?
I got you some flowers, so me your true colors.
- Thanks. - You know what we should do now?
- Stone flowers. - What?
What should we do?
Lets rest a little then we'll go fressen up at the Niagara Falls.
- What Niagara, Kapa? - What do you mean what Niagara?
- Shut up! - What Niagara?
What Niagara, I'm asking? The Niagara in Budapest?
Why where? In Kunmadaras, you ass?
- You don't believe me? - No.
- When did I lie to you? - Oh, no, I don't think. I think, maybe.
- Right it's here. - I teach you and this is the thanks?
I know it's here on the main Street, I remember.
Listen! Listen, I'm going in. Stay here! Stay here!
- Well? - Well what?
- Look! - It's wet.
- Where's the water from? - What do you mean where?
- From the wet water. - What water?
- Niagara water? - Aha.
- This is Niagara water? - Yes, go in, take a look!
- No! - No?
- No. - I bet you'll go in?
- I bet! - I bet!
I bet!
Márton Pisti poured a bucket of water on me.
- Who? - You call this the Niagara?
Are you stupid, you fuck? I'm right here!
- What are you talking about? - Pista is here you lire!
There asshole.
- Pistikém, do you want to see the Niagara? - Aha.
- Do you? - Yes.
Then go! Hello, hello.
- Hello, hello, hello! Entrance fee! - 500, 500.
- Entrance fee. - Student ID?
- I can sow? - Aha.
Can you sow my pant leg up?
Get it, mom?
- I only have a 5000 bill. - Not a problem.
- Look at it 10 times! - Right.
Go it a lot of times... 10 times ok?
Hello, where are you going? Don't mess around! It's closed. Get fucked!
- Fuck you, are you dumb? - Get lost!
- I want to see the Niagara. - Leave me alone.
- I paid. - Get lost.
- But I paid. - What's your problem?
- And? So? - Get lost - Watch out!
Get lost.
- Hi, Józsi! - Hi! - What's up?
Hi, Józsikám!
- The money! - Don't say hi, sure!
- Be an asshole, the cloths ask that of you! - Hi, what?
- Kids, stop it! The money! The 5000! - What money?
- 5000, Márton Pista 5000! - Have you lost it?
Stop it! By the entrance, the Niagara entrance fee.
- And? - 5000. It's free. There is no entrance fee to the Niagara.
- Lost your straight jacket? - How did you know?
- Pista told me, there. He's waiting for us. - You've lost it totally, right?
- Pisti who, what Niagara? - Pista Márton, kids!
- I don't get it. - Pepe, the Niagara is here!
You lost the straight jacket. Ooops! Relax, oops!
Did you kiss Józsi to make him faint?
- Are you listening? The Niagara is there! - What?
- Really, Pepe! In the summer too! - Stop it! Leave me alone!
Really go see.
Mesi, stop it, my blood pressure will drop.
- Really Pepe, should I show you? - Sure.
Leave me alone, idiots.
- See what you did? - 5000.
- Do you have it? - Yes.
- Good. - I'll get it, wait here.
Ok.
- He doesn't believe us... - Is he really bringing it?
- Pepe, what now? Pull yourself together! - Let me go!
- Stop it! - Let me go, what now?
- What do you mean what? Go out! - Why?
'- Go look! - But this is Üllői street!'
- Go out! - Fine.
- Your so dumb! - Sorry.
- Move over! - Through the door...
Well?
'What Niagara? This is Üllői street, filled with cars.'
Right, but go out through that door.
Oh, the other door.
Right cause it's not the same.
- Go on, and put a jacket on! - Pepszi, you'll get a cold.
- Dress well it's cold there. - Then help me!
- Fine. - My arms not in.
Go out!
- What now? - Go on!
- What an idiot! - See if you didn't have an arm...
- Stop dressing me! Look at yourself! ...you wouldn't have to put it in.
- Should I go out, now? - Go!
What? What is this?
Stop messing around
What? This? There's nothing here.
- Leave me a lone... - your so pathetic!
- Totally pathetic! - Nothing here.
There's no use showing you anything. Stinking animal.
Pathetic!
Stop it, is this really the Niagara?
Fuck, Kapa! That's the American side, and that's Goat Island.
And the Horse Shoes, you know!
How did you do it? Kapa! Oh, right like this?
Wow... well this is... Kapa... Ka...
- What? - You're here?
- Hello. We're here again! - Yes.
- Well it's cold, let's go back! - Sit down!
Kapesz, this... no... this... isn't... lets go back, ok?
- Well. - This is how right?
- Yes. - Wait.
- Come over here! - What? I'm coming!
- Look, see? - That's cool! Really it is!
- Good, right? - Right.
Hello! Small world.
Greetings.
- Greetings! - Small world.
- Well, small, small. - Small world, right, right.
- God speed. - Good bye.
- Who was that? - Fucked if I know.
You think I know everyone?
'The rain is falling, the sun is shining.'
'I'm happy, I went under the rainbow.'
Hey, please tell me how to pronounce it.
- Niagara Falls. - Aha.
- In English? - Niagara Falls.
There's no point to this.
- Again, and slower. - Niagara Falls.
Aha, najra falz. Ok?
Ok? It has a nice name, even in English.
- Hello! - Greetings!
- Small world. - Greetings!
This really is a small world.
- Take care! - Bye-bye!
- Take care! - Take care!
- Who was that? - Fucked if I know,
but he was at the Nigara too.
- Must be some American guy. - But he speaks Hungarian.
Not bad.
This is good stuff.
- What? - He though in 100 forint. Let's see if we can get it out.
- Kapa, what are they doing? - Making a bell, you idiot!
- What? - Making a bell.
Can't you see? He's practicing being a waiter.
- Waitering? - Right.
- Why here? - Where should he practice?
- This is a restaurant? - Yes.
- Is it a good spot? - Pretty good. This is a restaurant?
- Right its the Gray Arabs. - Arab what?
- Not Arab, Arabs... Gray. - Gray Arabb?
- Gray Arabs. - Arabs.
Like lkarus bus. Gray Arabs.
Ikarus bus? It's just that... Wait it's backwards there!
- Gray Arabs. - I don't get it, whatever.
- What don't you get? - There's only one table here.
It's not enough? How many do you want?
I don't know...
- What will happen here? - The Last Supper.
- Last Supper? - Right...
Then we won't eat ever again?
- You're so dumb! - The one from Nazareth? Jesus? Jesus Christ!
You think the one from Nazareth would come here for you?
And the apostles too?
There are no apostles, Peti. Everyone is a Judas.
- Judas? - Judas.
- Judas who? - You don't know who Judas is?
The one who betrayed him for 30 pieces of silver.
- That? - you didn't go to Sunday school, or what did you do during class?
Maybe I was getting to know my body at the time.
- Or maybe your mother? - I already know her?
- Hey... then... listen! - I'm listening.
There's a guy there practicing.
Yes, being a waiter you ass! Like I said! When you asked what he was doing.
And if Jesus isn't coming then who will eat?
- Jesus isn't coming. - Then who will eat?
What do you care? Let's go practice.
- There's no food here. - Shut up.
- I'm hungry. - Shut up.
- Can we ask for... - No.
- Just a quick bit? - No.
- Cold or hot food? - Gay like you.
It's hot here.
- Hello, Béla! - Hello, Lajos!
- You know me? - Yes.
- Hello, Karcsi! - Like the back of my hand.
- Who doesn't know you? Everyone know's you. - Left hand!
- Left hand. - Pardon?
- Left hand. - Relaxed.
- Thanks.
- Tempo! - Relaxed, Petike.
- What's his name. - Relaxed.
'- Karcsi or Jenő? - Ottó.'
- Smiling too? - Back is straight...
- God no! - Smile.
- Back straight as a scythe. - Tempo!
- What? - Fast tempo, back straight.
Petikém, don't smile that's a punishment for the world.
Oops.
Come on, come on!
This isn't bad! I'll fix the table, ok?
What... well... what's this? Come on!
- Are we good, Béla? - Great!
Just keep the tempo.
- Right. - I found the beat.
- Kapesz, you ok? - Well...
- Oops! - Watch out!
Inner ring.
- Come on, faster! - Faster!
Fuck!
That's it!
I speed up on the length, and slow down at the corners.
- That's a good technique! - It just came to me.
Kapa... can we...
maybe ask someone else to do this...
...instead? - Don't think about anyone else, Petikém...
...just yourself? - Others would do it better.
- Pay attention to yourself, ok? - Just myself?
Say: I'm the best, the only one, the most beautiful, the most talented...
- The best... ...the most talented.
...one, beautiful, talented, best.
- If not... - If not...
If not, then I will be...
...because I have a plan... ...then I will be...
...because I have a plan... - I have to continue...
I will prove, that I'm the best...
Keep saying it until everyone believes it.
I'll keep saying it till everyone believes it.
- Most beautiful, talented, likeable... - And if there is still...
someone how doesn't believe, I'll trample them. Eliminate them.
- Eliminate. - I'll kill them all.
I'll kill them all.
- I'm a king, a god... - I'm a king...
...omnipotent. ...god...
Don't fucking stop, or they'll trample you.
- You'll die. - Don't stop or you'll die.
You have to go, you can't stop, Petike!
...stop... ...They'll crush you... ...they'll crush you...
I'm the best, the most talented and most beautiful.
I'm a king, I'm god and omnipotent.
- Say it! - Don't stop or... they'll crush you...
- King and god. ...you'll die...
Go on: King and god.
- I'm a king and god. - I'm omnipotent.
- Omnipotent. - I'll win it all.
- I'm the best. - I'm the best.
- You're the best. - I'm the best.
You're the best, Peti, come on!
Don't stop! You have to fucking keep going, or they'll crush you.
- Come on! - I'm the best.
...best... top that! - Keep going, don't stop!
Come on don't stop! Come on, Peti, grab the tray!
- If you stop, you die. They'll crush you, Petikém. - Crush me...
Keep going. The best, most beautiful.
- I'm the best and most beautiful. - I'm the best and most beautiful.
- I'm a king. - A king.
- I'm a god. - I'm a god.
- I'm omnipotent. - I'm omnipotent.
Come on! Come on! Come on! Don't stop.
Cover me up, Kapa!
- Grab the tray. - Cover me up.
Don't stop! Don't stop! Keep fucking going.
Come on! Don't stop... Don't stop.
- Grab it. - I almost dropped it!
- Hold it in your other hand! - I've got it!
- Listen... - I almost dropped it...
- I'm the most beautiful and the best... - I'm the most beautiful and the best...
- I'm better than everyone. - I'm better than everyone.
- I'm a king and a god. - I'm a king...
- I'm omnipotent. ...l'm a god... l'm omnipotent.
Don't stop! Don't stop!
You can't stop, Peti. They'll crush you.
Your finished if you stop. You have to go, you have to go.
I'm a god, and I'm omnipotent.
Kapa, carry me! Carry me, ok?
Grab the tray, take it.
- Carry me! - Straight to heaven.
We're going to heaven.
I'm the best, I'm a god.
- Is everything ok? - I'm a god.
Come on Peti we have to keep going. Hold the tray.
Watch your posture. That's it!
Don't slouch! Don't slouch!
I'm a king. I'm a god.
I'm better than everyone.
Run...
Don't stop! Hold the tray.
- Grab the tray! - Kapa, I can't continue!
- We have to go! - I won't continue!
- They'll crush you, Peti! - Let them!
- I can't go on! - They'll crush you, get up!
Come on! Keep going.
Come on, Peti! Come on!
- We have to go, come on! - Then lets take the table too!
- That's it. - Come on, fuck!
We have to go, Kapa!
I'm a god. A king. Run.
- You're posture! - Watch my posture!
Don't laugh! I'm a king, a god and I'm omnipotent.
Come on! Don't stop! Grab the tray.
Grab the tray! Run!
Come on, go, don't stop, go.
Keep the pace! Come on!
Tempo!
Go! Keep going, Petike! We have to go!
- We have to be elegant too. - We are the best.
- Elegant. - We can't stop.
We have to fucking set the example.
- Kapa... am I elegant? - Go... don't talk...
...you're elegant... the best... the best.
Aalmost slipped there before.
Come on! Catch the beat!
Shut up!
Come on, fuck!
Come on! Come on!
You can't stop. Come on.
Don't give up!
- Come on, fucking, come on! - I'm going to choke, Kapa!
- Come on! - I'll choke!
Don't stop! You have to go!
- Go! - I'll choke, I'll choke, Kapesz!
- This is our turn... - Hey Kapa, listen!
- Come on... come on! - Kapa!
- Kill me, ok? Kill me! - Run!
Go already, go. Run.
- Don't be violent! - Run... shut up!
- Don't be violent. - Shut up!
Don't be aggressive.
Now it's much better.
I'm passed the point of no return.
- You can't stop, come on! - I'm past the point!
- Don't stop, go. - Is it over?
Go, we still have to go! Peti, come on!
- I'll give you a kiss, ok? - Go ahead!
- I'm the best. - I'm the best.
- Most beautiful. - Most beautiful.
- Most talented. - Most talented.
- Agod. - Agod.
- A king. - A king.
- Omnipotent. - Omnipotent.
- I won't stop. - Won't stop.
- I'll show them all, how it's done. - Only when we get there.
- I'll kill them all. - I'll kill them all.
Come on! Run! Run!
Come on! Run!
Run! Don't stop! Come on!
Run! Blow the whistle, Béla.
Come on!
Run!
Turn here.
Don't slow down... hold the tray properly! Come on, run, don't stop!
Run! Come on! Don't stop!
Don't stop!
- Slowly... - What are you?
Who are you? Who are you?
- God. - God.
King and omnipotent, right?
- What will you do with those who don't believe? - If you don't believe then check.
You'll crush them like a worm. Say I'm the best!
- I'm the best. - No arguments, I'm the best.
- Best, beautiful. - Talented.
Talented, and professional.
- Or if not... - I will be.
- Right? I figured out how. - I figured it out.
- How long should I repeat this? - Until they are convinced.
Until they all believe.
'Count down, the first number is 10,'
'9 is a fragile number, the rain begins to fall.'
'Loose it all, the problems are so huge,'
'what should survive ifwe're not str8.'
'We lost it all, when the stakes were high.'
'We'll pay for it now, itwill show it's anger, 7.'
'Superficial are the masses,'
'and if they believe, then that's bad for us 6.'
'It almostworked, except for a few glitches.'
'Notjust here, but on the moon too,'
'the virus named man is claiming lives...'
'black listed mutant, with homicidal tendencies.'
'Fighting with all their might, but they are already dead, 5,'
'we live how we live, so we have decided our fate, 5.'
'The earth is the corpse, and man is the fly,'
'we covered everything, and with that it's finished, 4!'
'Bring the tied, and the flood,'
'If you want to or not, it's ok, yes, thank you.'
'It's a pity, but I don't care,'
'with it's passing a new will be born in it's place.'
'Bring the tied, and the flood,'
'If you want to or not, it's ok, yes, thank you.'
'It's a pity, but I don't care,'
'with it's passing a new will be born in it's place.'
'3- 2-1-zero here comes the flood,'
'I didn't do anything, but I predicted this.'
'Because manjust kills, kills, waists and pollutes,'
'enough! The waterwill purify.'
'Clean us and free us from the troubles and dust,'
'time will make a perfect DNA code,'
'itwill bear a perfect life form,'
'Though there is some good, unfortunately so much bad.'
'We need a boat, for the handful of goodness,'
'so tomorrow can be born from the black yesterday.'
'Though we knew there was trouble and a dead end is coming,'
'butwe forgot thatwe have no more lifejackets.'
'Whatwill happen? Who knows how long itwill be.'
'Someone tell me how possible land is.'
'Even the galley sits up, The water stream below,'
'hopes flame ignites, but the water remains king.'
'With it's passing a new will be born in it's place.'
'If you want to or not, it's ok, yes, thank you.'
'It's a pity, but I don't care,'
'with it's passing a new will be born in it's place.'
'Bring the tied, and the flood,'
'If you want to or not, it's ok, yes, thank you.'
'It's a pity, but I don't care,'
'with it's passing a new will be born in it's place.'
'Bring the tied, and the flood,'
'If you want to or not, it's ok, yes, thank you.'
'It's a pity, but I don't care,'
'with it's passing a new will be born in it's place.'
Hi!
- Hi! - Hi!
You're down there on the boat!
- Hi! - You're toast!
- Have you lost your mind? - I made you disappear. You're in Budapest.
Hi! Kapa! Hey...
- I'm on the ship, you idiot can't you see? - Yeah.
Hello! Hi!
I can't believe this, Kapa.
Stop it.
The End...
...now!